Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
So. Much. Porn.
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