her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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