The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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