haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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