Non-Jews are for practice
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Pants are for mortals
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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