Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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