No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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