Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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