there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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