He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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