why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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