fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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