i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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