when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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