oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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