fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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