She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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