I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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