Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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