dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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