No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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