I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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