epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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