I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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