It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just had sex bonerless
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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