is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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