I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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