We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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