Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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