You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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