i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Randomize
