I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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