Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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