So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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