Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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