I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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