it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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