Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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