in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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