In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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