Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Randomize
