Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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