you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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