I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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