i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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