What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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