It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I know her cup size but not her name....
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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