then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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