his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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