I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I still have a little drunk in my system
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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